*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
How to add comments to someone else’s post:
omg this ^^
"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"
nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”
"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it
Apparently in 2005 I scanned a fucking plushie of Shadow the Hedgehog rather than just taking a picture
You guys… My life is a fucking joke oh my god.
When someone randomly calls you cute and you just